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Who knew the Health of our Economy was Entrusted to Betty Crocker and Edward Scissor Hands !!

By David Tatarowicz
Saturday, Aug 23 2008, 04:06 PM

 

The mortgage market in the United States has in almost every way disintegrated.  It appears that even such Economic Geniuses such as Allen Greenspan, just didn't understand that the Housing Boom was Financed with Funny Money Bonds, and sold to unsuspecting Bond Buyers, including the Pension Plans and Retirement Funds of Ordinary Citizens, who relied upon their Financial Advisors.

 

Reportedly, approximately 1/5th of current Real Estate Closings are for Short Sales or Foreclosures !

 

The Federal Reserve has stepped in, in a number of cases - but it looks as though Countrywide will be forced to declare Bankruptcy, and Fannie May and Freddie Mac are close to the same, unless the Fed Props them Up.

 

In a recent Bloomberg News article, by Caroline Salas and Pierre Paulden the repercussions of the Credit Crisis has hit Wall Street Hard !

 

"Wall Street professionals are trying new careers and fetching smaller salaries amid the elimination of 76,670 investment jobs in the Americas, stemming from the global credit crunch that started a year ago, according to data compiled by Bloomberg".

 

"Half of the people working in debt sales, trading or research in New York at the beginning of 2007 will have been fired by the end of this year"

 

"Traders and bankers who leave finance can expect to earn a fraction of what they used to make.  Compensation for employees on Wall Street averaged $399,360 in 2007, compared with $62, 390 for New York City jobs outside the securities industry, according to the state comptroller's office.:

 

"Goldman Sachs Group Inc, which has cut 1,500 jobs, paid its employees an average of $661,490 last year, company filings show"/

 

WOW --- those are some Big Number$  that were paid to the New York Financial Brain Trust Workers !!!

 

Maybe many of you assumed that these were the Best and Brightest in the Financial World to earn that kind of money.  And of course, these were the very people who Made the Markets, Analyzed the Markets, did the Research, and Very Importantly --- advised all of us Financial Illiterates how to Spend and Invest our Hard Earned Money !!

 

That is what I thought --- those folks with the Big Paychecks, the Two Lexus Households, the MBA Degrees from Harvard and the other Ivory Covered Institutions of Higher Learning .........

 

They Must Know What They are Doing ----

 

 Only the Big Salaries from the Financial Institutions Induced Them to Lower Themselves to Working on Wall Street --- other than using all that Knowledge and Financial Astuteness to go out on their own and Build their Own Financial Empires.

 

Alas, all such Illusions I had about Wall Streets' Intelligentsia were Shattered when I read in the same article about the decisions some of them are now making for themselves --- now that their 6 Figure Safety Nets are Kaput.

 

"Jessica Walter didn't go to Harvard University to study cupcakes, but they're what she does since losing her job as a vice president in credit strategy at Bear Stearns Co."

 

"  "I want to teach kids to cook", said Walter, 27, who found Cupcake Kids!  in New York to provide birthday parties and cooking classes for children.  "The goal is to have this be my full-time job and make enough to live" "

 

OK - so Who Knew that VP's for Bear Stearns were 27 year old kids (albeit with a Harvard Pedigree) ? Bear Stearns, a Silk Stocking Investment Bank collapsed this past March.

 

I wonder how many Cupcakes Ms Walter will have to bake to get back to her former 6 Figure Earnings ?

 

Another Wall Street casualty the article highlighted was Jeff Salmon, who use to "Swap investing in asset-backed securities at Bank of New York Mellon Corp".

 

Mr Salmon is now "keeping the books at a hair salon.  He and his wife ... opened a Great Clips franchise in Mercerville, N.J. that offers $12 haircuts for men and women."

 

I guess I have to tell Joe the barber (Joe's Northshore Barbershop at 4417 N Oakland) who rents space from me that he was way ahead of the game when he decided to do barbering --- and not get a job on Wall Street !!  

 

By the way --- in a shameless plug for Joe --- where else can you get a good haircut at a reasonable price from a true Sicilian barber (he learned from his father in Sicily) - while enjoying the fine Italian Opera music Joe plays for his customers - along with a good strong cup of coffee ? 

 

And just maybe --- Joe can give you some Financial Advice ....

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?  YOUR COMMENTS ARE WELCOME !

 

 

 

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