I have seen this 'mission statement' advertised in the form of a plaque for a long time. I always seem to get a laugh from it, and thought it only right that I share this with you.
Please feel free to provide your recommendations as to what organization might be able to adopt this generic version:
MISSION STATEMENT
We, the willing, led by the unknowing
Are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much for so long
With so little,
We are now qualified
To do anything with nothing
